Holy crap, things have a way of spiraling out of control. You come up with a cool idea, decide to go ahead with it and see what happens, and then you have a full throttle burger truck on your hands. From that point forward you get no sleep, you gain weight and you use the term ‘Tweet’ the way the common douche uses the term ‘chill.’ That’s how, my main man and co-owner, Ryan and I got here and there’s no f’n way we are looking back unless it’s to say…’yeah, we rule.’
I thought I would update this “news” page more often than I have which means more than once. I used to write a pretty, pardon me, amazing blog (www.blogspot.com/deadtowncleveland) so I know how to go about sucking the reader in and getting them excited about things they really don’t even care about. So, be prepared to be exited, sucked in and then move on to something else… probably sports scores or porn. I do not place judgment or place blame on your future actions.
Ugh…excuse me someone just drove past our apartment listening to some old school Disco song and the metal Gnome who lives inside my heart threw up all over my insides. Sorry, should not happen again.
Even before our launch date we were getting a lot of healthy support from all kinds of people in and outside of the food truck realm but it has been the metal community that has taken this ‘thing of ours’ to the next level. We have had a blast working with the Century Media Family, Nuclear Blast, Relapse, Prosthetic and Metal Blade records. Vacation Vinyl had us out for an in-store show with the mighty Black Cobra (my favorite metal shirt). Decibel magazine published an entire page about us in their epic, national magazine, Tony from Municipal Waste (the band that spawned the Waste ‘Em All and the Witte burger) interviewed us and we even tipped back some free beers with the mighty thrash legends of Exodus. Jealous? Don’t be… it’s not the life you want to be leading. It takes a certain kind of man to be a burger boy.
Case in point: Last month I was doing some quality control in the form of tasting our special that week: the Kreator burger (3 Apple Kraut, Horseradish Aioli, Swiss and Summer Sausage). It ruled, of course. In fact it ruled so hard that I forgot where it ended and my tongue began and I ended up biting a huge chunk of my tongue off. Well, not completely off, it still kind of hung there looking really tough and really, really gross. Further proof that I am one tough dude and, more so, that our food will kick your ass if you do not show it the respect it deserves. Ryan is always pushing the proverbial envelope and creating the most metallic burger creations ever. God bless his taste, genius and strange happiness in making your hunger disappear.
Then there are also the average sixteen hour days, the brutal prep work and the lonely, lonely nights on the road, man. But I’ll take all that shit just to say that I work on a god damn heavy metal food truck. That’s a much better job than the bars, offices and strip clubs I used to work in. Week after week, this has proved to be the most epic journey a metal Viking could hope to travel upon and it’s you, the GHOULS, we owe it all to.
What are you waiting for, wing nut? Come join us; get a burger, fresh cut fries and a Mexi soda. First one to mention this blog post gets a free punch to the gut!
-Matthew Chernus
2.20.10 (AKA long over due)